Lost pair

It seems I always lose one of my earrings.
I have many pairs that I truly care about, but I don't know how I do it, each time I discover I've lost another one.
It happens exactly the same with gloves. As a matter of fact I have a bag full of gloves.Gloves without their pair.
I just imagined myself walking by with a red glove for my left hand and a green one for my right. Haha, and of course with different earrings.
I try to make it seem funny, but right now I'm kinda upset.